Ok. This is improving my mood
Oh fuck yeah.
It might also improve your mood to see Jim Henson’s doodle for this guy:
watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like
- put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work
- open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk
- put in the movie
- gdi it has to be rewound
- press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way
- start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning
- FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie
- and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV
COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD
- QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Okay crisis averted.
- although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....
- better turn up the volume...
THX
Danusha Laméris, “The Heart Is Not,” in A Path to Kindness: Poems of Connection and Joy, ed. James Crews
[text ID: THE HEART IS NOT / A pocket. A thing that / can be turned inside out / by anybody’s hand. Not / a place for pebbles or loose / change. Not to carry old / receipts. It does not tear / at the seam. It doesn’t have a / seam. It cannot be torn.]
